This I Swear By The Stars (fmylife: Today, I was eating dinner with a...)

fmylife:

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too… I was eating a steak. FML

my god how stupid can one person be?

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Lying about yourself...get in someone’s pants: always
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